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kitty korner!!!

-lucky r.b., head of the journalism department

dogs dogs dogs. all anyone ever brings to planting camp is a f****** dog. where are all the cats?

as it turns out, everyone at camp this year left them at home. i reached out to my coworkers for photographs of their cats, and received an outpouring of lovely photos, including some others that i cannot publish here. i fear some of you misunderstood my query.

without further ado,

your beloved felines!

lida & nachos- submitted by marco

they were all he kept in the divorce.
junie- submitted by molly c

don’t be fooled! after escaping her grandparents’ home while molly was treeplanting,
junie once spent an entire summer as a feral stray. no judgement junie, we’ve all been there.

juju- submitted by lucky

juju was abandoned at a walmart in edson, alberta as a four week old kitten.
he was nursed back to health and raised in a bush camp, cohabitating with two adults in the back of a 2003 ford ranger.
it was a peaceful and harmonious experience.

barbara- submitted by josée

 a beloved childhood pet, barbara nearly hung herself with a helium balloon by accident.
josée was totally not at fault.

aphiecat- submitted by tanner

some refer to the property in krestova as “arlo’s farm”. this is incorrect. it is aphiecat’s farm.

kona- submitted by jacob m.z.

kona is not a cat.
nathan- submitted by lucky

nathan is also not a cat.
carlsberg- submitted by josh

carl is the manager of a hostel in kuala lumpur, malaysia. the money laundering allegations are false.
ruby- submitted by the marmot defense agency

wanted dead or alive. $20,000 reward.

chester- submitted by callum
callum could not produce a photo of chester. instead, here’s this photograph of his 2011 halloween costume.

lucky & libby - submitted by mo

lucky is the black cat.
named after someone really cool and good at journalism.

marvin, maisie, and myrtle- submitted by jason

jason doesn’t know any names that don’t start with m.

bilung- submitted by agan
bilung has singlehandedly killed three deer.

zelda- submitted by cayden

as evidenced by the cross on her fur coat,
zelda is a devout christian.
vote on your favourite cat by messaging @fir.the.people on instagram!
the victorious feline shall receive a premium canned food item of its choosing.

a skill testing question may be required. contest is invalid in the province of quebec.